Headed Out! Hooray!

It's that time of year again:

I am getting ready to throw everything we own into my car at 5 AM, lather sunblock on some sweet baby chub, and cram some mommy into black spandex (miracle fabric, I tell you!)....Can you guess?

We are heading out to the beach! Hooray! See you all in a week or so!

Please Welcome the H1D1

After some consideration, I have decided to start a movement to rename the hot dog to H1D1.

I am not sure if it is insulting to the pig or dog, but I am certain it offends someone, right?

* Confused? Read THIS. Sure to make you chuckle!